Mr. Truffles

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i have drawn the short straw and am now obligated to provide a holiday message on behalf of our firm.  here it is:

"have a holiday season."

-Mr. Truffles.

NO.  I will not capitalize this message with cheer.  And you may provide whatever adjectives you feel are necessary.

Mr. Frank Truffles is the primary task master and is unrelenting in is pursuit of perfection.  It is not uncommon to find Mr. Truffles staring at you from a distance, judging your actions and reminding you that perfection, while lofty, is attainable.   We believe Mr. Truffles keeps files on everyone.  

We would like to thank those who have worked under Mr. Truffles and retained their sanity.